Fred

Every lecture’s the same routine She opens up the IDE screen “Let’s create an object called Fred” Could use literally anything instead

Fred extends this, Fred extends that Fred implements like a twat Fred returns a String or two Fred does everything Fred can do

Been three months of this now mind Could she not use a different kind Of name like Bob or Jim or Ted But no, it’s always fucking Fred

Fair play to Fred though aye Implements everything she’ll say Never throws a NullPointerException Unlike me after this Java session